Actual Conversation With Wyatt This Morning
- Wyatt: Papa, you are a dragon and we are knights and we are going to fight you.
- Me: This dragon needs his coffee first... Hey, what if I'm a nice dragon?
- Wyatt: We will still fight you.
Parenting is like working a job that doesn’t pay, has lousy hours and one you can never quit. On the plus side, you eat lots of mac & cheese and can snuggle with your boss.